Tekst :

Alright, got your passport?
Check
Got your t-shirts?
Check
Got your sunglasses?
Check.........aw no, aw no, i left em in the caaar
Alright, have you got...your draw?
Check
Got your fags?
Check
Got your rizla?
Check
They re the 3 things you need to be in the glc........right, lets go on oliday!
Yey, safe as fuk, wey

Alright, i m goin on holiday
I m goin away for a fukin week and a day
I m gonna stay there and with some of my mates
And get wrecked up and drink beer by the crate

I go s away..........another can
I sold my car and bought a camper-van
But i only got as far as fukin porthcawl
When the engine fuked up and it started to stall

I ve packed my case and i m on my way
It s time to go on fukin holiday
I booked it last month and it wasn t very dear
I don t care where i go just as long as there s beer

I gets off the plane, there s a pain in my ass
But that s only because it s rammed with grass
Then the bloke looked at me funny and thought that i was scum
Next things i knows i m in fukin customs

Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it right the dss ll fukin pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it fukin right the dss ll fukin pay

I saved all my cash and went to ibiza
With eggsie and his cousin and a girl named rita
But when we got there it was hot as hell
We forgot to book a fukin hotel

We had no hotel, we had a tent
We had to find a place to rent
So adam hussain had a quick look around
And found a nice piece of fukin camping ground

I go s on holiday with my nan
We gotta really book a caravan
I fukin loves it, i always want more
This year we re going to fukin bangor

Met a girl called sharon, she s really quite fit
Went to a club in barry, it was fukin shit
I couldn t stay there very long
So i went back the hotel and smoked up a bong

Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it right the dss ll fukin pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it fukin right the dss ll fukin pay

I got to spain and i had no money
I thought, fuk this, i ll get some curry
I looked at the birds, they looked really nice
A bit like some dirty meat lookin for some spice
Like a curry...aaahh

You gotta get away to work on your tan
So i go s with adam and his nan
I gotta get down to somwhere by the sea
So i stays in a fukin b&b, you knows it

Oue la piscine et dans la gare?
I dunno much french so i won t get far
I ask all these bastards if they knows where to go
To get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blow

Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it right the dss ll fukin pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it fukin right the dss ll fukin pay

I got my lotion and my flip-flops
They were on sale in that b-boy shop
I s goin away on my holidays
To top up my tan and get some rays
Laters, clarts, i m off on a plane
They better be ready for adam hussain

Got my exctasy stashed, it s time for some fun
And i m off to spain to get me some sun
Loads of birds on the beach, lookin real fine
Gotta get some action, quick time

I said to this french bloke, do you know half a q?
I think he said, er, fuk you
alright mate, do you know half a quarter?
hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter

Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it right the dss ll fukin pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do s it fukin right the dss ll fukin pay

I look at the T.V.
Your America s doing well
I look out the window
My America s catching hell

I just want to know which way do I go to get to your America?
I just want to know which way do I go to get to your...

I told you before, stay away from my door
Don t give me that brother, brother, brother, brother
The freaks on the phone, won t leave me alone
So don t give me that brother, brother, brother, brother No!
I, I found out!
I, I found out!

Now that I...

I can taste your innocence
Young and sweet like mother made you
Everything frozen in ice
These motherfuckers just got wicked
Well I can t explain this little man
Taken over
Can t explain the way that I feel

Everyone got twisted...

Tak długo już byłam sama
Nie mów mi, że to jest tylko video - film

Gdy teraz mam Jego, proszę
Nie mów mi, że to jest tylko video film

W pokoju mym pośród Jego zdjęć
Czekam, aż się spełni przeznaczenie
Wiara w cud zwycięży
On przyjdzie tu

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