Tekst :

Serious, man, knows it...........

A pint of petrol, poured onto my pubes
Took a live match and lit the fuse
I start to scream, i feel confused
I m a human time-bomb when i m fuked up on booze

Like a lethal injection with a fukin gold needle
Or songs of praise up st. worths(?) cathedral
Game for a laugh like jeremy beadle
Fukin glc, we re fukin safe, knows it

Glug glug glug, had a drink in the pub
Went home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin rub
She said, get away, you make me feel sick
But i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was mick
She was a man! i got really scared
I thought she was a bird and she had funny hair
I got so fukin scared that i ran away
I never told the glc, cos they thought i was gay

Ooh-la-la-laaa, i don t buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaar
I loves gettin loadsa fukin draw
And then sell it to my mates and gettin fukin wrecked up
And lying on the floor
You knows the way we do s it in the glc
Fukin safe, when the sun s shining i fukin go s down the park
I gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin takes a couple of fukin dirty slags wimme
I fukin has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it s fukin wicked, knows it

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He s got tourettes
And he smokes loads of cigarettes
He s responsible for the death of a girl called leah betts
He s adam hussain and he s fukin insane
He s here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin game
He s out of his head, but he s not around
So he gets the word together and pass on the glc sound

Knows it...........glc, knows it.......

I bought the weed off a bloke from pont
He sells what the people need and gives them what they want
I bought over three ounces of his shit
He looked like shakin stevens with hair like rik parfitt

He s fukin safe, i met him, er, fukin mad keith, fukin told me who he was
And said, fukin go up there and he ll sort you out
He s er, he s got the draw, it s fukin really nice green, it fukin gets you mashed up, man
Fuk it, i ve lost my fukin head, man

Rape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............

I has a wicked munch down fukin ramones
Then it s back to the port for a game of pool in capones
You knows you re safe in the glc
They re here to make you fukin see that the port is safe as fuk to me
I loves being fukin safe with my goldie lookin chain
You fukin knows it you fukin cl*t, you fukin shit..aaaaaaagggghhhh

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We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre

I used to think of myself as a bad boy or a g
But i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobility
Goldie lookin chain really fuks with your brain
Dai texas on the mic and i m feelin insane
I lives down risker and i got no mates
Don t ask me for business or fukin updates

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

Glc, that s right, his name s fukin dai texas
He drives round corver road in a lexus
I got worried, he tried to sex us
But he s fukin safe, you knows it
Glc, fukin razzle-dazzle
2000+2, p xain, respect

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

If you re an automobile owner, a handy tip
When parking in safeways car-park
To utilize the mongo space
Put some sellotape over your face
And walk out of the car with a limp
Screaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedly
No one will question you, parking in this illegal area
I regularly uses it and it works for me, son

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We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre

Tekst :

Sirens wail and lights start to dance
I try to act normal but i m shittin my pants
Walking faster, look over my shoulder
It s calming down now, the trails getting colder
Turn a corner, I m in for a shock
I stared at a copper and now our eyes lock
Time stands still, fuck me does he know
About the pills, the acid, the speed and the blow
Stuffed in my pockets, my hat and my shoes
Should have got a taxi but i can t stand the queues
He looks away, breathe a sigh of relief
Situations like this are nothing but grief

Chorus

The police are over there
I tried to hide my vacant stare

Eggsy

Two cones burn bright from the bong
Sampled the mix, walking home like a moron
Fear follows in a line behind
Fills my mind, makes my sences go blind
I hear footsteps followed by a diesel van
See the blue lights being followed by the man
It s getting late and i m packin the draw
Do i tell them last i lost my dog like twice before
It won t work, i ll say my gran just died
Failing that, i ll say i m looking for a cab ride
My brain is racing and my legs turn to wood
If the police see my eyes, they ll see i ve been up to no good
My mind tripping through the paranoid zone
I should have fucked it all off and called a pizza from home

Chorus

The police are over there (and your doing illegals, your doing illegals)
I tried to hide my vacant stare (they re watching you)

Mike

Like a neon racer, speeding down the street
I needs a fuckin spliff, i d better be discreet
Skinnin up on Newport bridge, am i out of my mind?
I looks in the mirror, the police are behind
Got a pocket full of pills and a glove box full of Mary-jane
I know - i ll lose em in the bus lane
Taxi in the way, i ll never get past
Those fuckin copper cars are well fuckin fast
I ve only got a shitty Vauxhall nova
I ll never give up, I ll never pull over
Avoiding eye contact, i weaves in and out
Nearly caused a pile up at the fuckin roundabout
Blue lights are flashing, here we fuckin go
I m smoking up a spliff and my car stinks of blow
Then he sped past me and drove away
So i drove round slow for the rest of the day

Chorus

The police are over there (and your doing illegals, your doing illegals)
I tried to hide my vacant stare (they re watching you)

Adam
Flashing blue lights, reading my rights
Drama, smokin marijuana makes me fuckin calmer
Charlie tango alpha, i m paranoid
I m shittin myself but it aint fuckin heameroids
Outside my house its an unmarked car
I aint going down so piss you wanker
oh no, hang on, its Two-way Bob
With his new boyfriend, giving him a hand job
He starts to sweat, his hands on his chopper
Roll another fat one and he aint a fuckin copper
I got paranoid with my herbal cigs
and when i goes out i wear dark glasses and wigs

2hats
Eyes are watching me everywhere
I can t see them, but i can feel their stare
Got to hold on tight when i see the police
Don t want an *ughh* unexpected release

Chorus

The police are over there (and your doing illegals, your doing illegals)
I tried to hide my vacant stare (they re watching you)
The police are over there (and your doing illegals, your doing illegals)
I tried to hide my vacant stare (they re watching you)

Tekst :

Oi clarts! hold on to my fuckin bags for a minute
While i go to the toilet for a wank.
Just fuckin knock on the door if the fuckin planes comes init?

(last call for mr a hussein flight da432 dragon airlines)

Oh, oh fuckin hell thats me i ve gotta go, where s my fuckin bum bag!

I was given my orders by the goldie lookin chain
To be port s first importer of mary jane
Cos i smoke more draw than your average rasta
I m now newports s first draw ambassador
I got blocko in morrocco, made a plan in afganistan
About bringing the draw back to the motherland
I told them the deal so they would listen to my skit
About going into business, there s a gap in the market
They knew i had to be good and not fuckin shitty
Cos newport town was now newport city
I was shagging this bird who looked like godzilla
And she said she knew this columbian guerilla
So i turned her over and gave her a poke
And went to south america to score the coke
By this time next week if i m careful clarts
I ll be importing more draw than fuckin howard marks

He s the draw ambassador
And he s adam hussein
He s the draw ambassador
And he s adam hussein

Got draw in singapoure and pills in equador
Shagging loads of thai birds thats left my cock raw
And what s more, i can t stop making the score
I had to leave italy cos i caused a war
Throughout the port he came back to out city
He s adam hussien and he s sitting pretty
As draw ambassador on a global scale
He imports by the ki and always makes a sale
I sold draw in mexico and to even an eskimo
Got out on bail in the capital of israel
Now i m back on the streets, real wrecked up
I heard balsey s causing a riot in the world cup
I sold a nine bar to a bra in canada
And i bought an ash tray for my fuckin grandma
Pulled a scam in amsterdam and got away in a van
And now im on the run avoiding the fuckin can

He s the draw ambassador
And he s adam hussein

Got messed in budapest and got a tatoo in timbucktoo
Threw up over some thai bird after sniffing fuckin glue
Then went onto sweden cos i needed a reason
To get out of saudi cos they wanted me for treason
We got fucked on the exchange rate making me irate
By shifting this draw from state to state
I can t wait, to see the euro
So i can open my own change de buero
I knicked a new suit, i knicked a new tie
I wouldn t trust me too far cos i m really quite sly
I went to paraguy smoked a cone and got high
But i had to leave cos they thought i was a spy
I went to ibiza on my way back from jamaica
I got a red carpet and my picture in the paper
When i got back to the port i had duty free
Draw, fags and rizla for all the glc

He s the draw ambassador
And he s adam hussein
He s the draw ambassador
And he s adam hussein

My missus has got a kid like
She gets all them wicked benefits from the dss
She gets loads of money off the dss
She got a new car an all man it s wicked
It s serious man
Yeh i saw a dead cat and my mate pushed his finger in it s eye s
And all stuff came out of it
It was safe as fuck, i had a bit of draw like man
I am a robot, i am a robot, to destroy, to destroy
I am a robot, i want to smack something up
I am a robot, innit!

Out of the woumb and into the light
It comes in purity, yeah
Arrive with peace
Untouched by man s decease
Awake and not aware.........no no

Feel the soulburn
Pathfinder

They teach him right but he knows they re wrong
He sees in silence
They tell him...

All along you knew that you would be coming back again
All along you told me that you would always be my friend
All along, all along you knew where you could find me
If you took the freeway to the canyon

Oh this last year left its mark on...

Don t you cry __ don t you moan
Hang your head down all night long
That ole feeling sure ain t nothing new
It s in your walk, it s in your talk
There s only one way to shake it off,
You got to get to it before it gets to you
So...

Up above my head I hear music in the air
Up above my head I hear music in the air
Up above my head I hear music in the air
And I really do believe, I say I really do believe, there is a heaven somewhere

Up above my head I see trouble in...

Welcome in
Pull up a chair
All the freaks of nature will be there
Take your place at the party of the year
It s going over here
It s going over here

Pretty people almost everywhere
A sight to my eyes
I swear
and everybody seems to be dancing on air...

No one ever trusted you anyway
No one ever...